dude hummus 

A man's sperm

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'

dude hummus by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017

Emergency hummus 

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

Emergency hummus by Madz108 March 7, 2023

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich 

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich by 0atey June 2, 2015

Eating hummus 

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

Eating hummus by LatteVera April 20, 2022

Memphis Hummus 

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

Memphis Hummus by RedMike702 January 15, 2009

Butt Hummus 

Slang term for diarrhea.

That Indian food gave me mad Butt Hummus

Butt Hummus by Bave Thields May 17, 2009

Elbow Hummus 

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture

Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had

Elbow Hummus by Johan dick March 21, 2019