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Small Dick Energy 

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

Little Dick Energy 

Refering to someone who is constantly an asshole and makes others deal with their actions. Specifically male Karens, Chads, and people with big trucks and toxic masculinity.
Person 1: Look at that dude. He's acting like he's all that and more. I bet he treats his girl like an object.

Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....

big dick energy

ethan bray. that’s it that’s the definition.
big dick energy? you mean ethan bray?
big dick energy by sameoldrhymes September 3, 2018

Big Dick Energy

Ryan Day.
Did you see that Ohio State coach Ryan Day cleaned house of the terrible defensive coaches? That dude has Big Dick Energy.

Small Dick Energy 

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
Small Dick Energy by 51231 March 30, 2021

Quark Dick Energy 

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.