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cafediarrhea 

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...
Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?
cafediarrhea by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008
1. Having property messed up/broken by chavs
2. Getting harassed by a chav in any way
Looking at a bench covered in litter/vandelised "this bench has been chaved"

"I just got chaved on the way here"
chaved by Dannie July 23, 2005
"Hey get back to work'! Fuck, man I've been chaned.
Chaned by MDMuNO May 11, 2011
The slang term for stealing something.
Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.
Chaffed by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

cafediem 

To ask someone if they want a coffee, say "cafediem?"
cafediem by tropt April 22, 2006
I meant to say Chow Down, but I tripped on my tongue and it came out "Chawed On".