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Vanessa Carlton 

A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.
Vanessa Carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body...
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The Carlton 

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
The Carlton by Bob-A January 7, 2009

Harry Carlton 

A shit hole.
A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
Harry carlton school.

Which is only 6 years old and is already in tatters

White Carlton 

Inspired by the legendary dance created by character Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, a White Carlton is the act of flailing one's arms to the left and right in coordination with one's thrusts as he nears completion while receiving oral sex. The move is ultimately completed when, upon ejaculation, the male pulls out and spins around 360 degrees simultaneously clubbing his partner's face and spewing ejaculate across it, thus finishing the dance.
Person 1: How was your night man?
Person2: Fucking insane bro. I gave this ho a White Carlton, and it knocked her out cold. It reminded me that Fresh Prince was on Nick at Night so I watched that until she woke up.

Ben Carlton 

Nicolas Benjamin Edmund Carlton (Ben Carlton) is a British,Canadian and French Singer-songwriter.
I listen to singers like The Weeknd, Ed Sheeran and Ben Carlton

bony carlton 

When you stop mid-coitus doggy-style to do a happy dance before continuing.
Last night I took her home and did a bony carlton cuz I felt so lucky!
bony carlton by Nunca May 24, 2013

ritz carlton 

The nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. Rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night.
My family and i are gonna stay at the ritz carlton, we're rolling rich now
ritz carlton by unnamed123456 April 28, 2006