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fairground attraction 

1 = A tedious shit retro style one hit wonder band from the late 1980`s. Know for their it "Perfect"

2 = Scummy and chavvy under 16 girls that hang around the waltzers or Dodgems for a "slice of the damp" with the Gyppo pikey lads who spin the cars or park the dogems. Allways seen wearing dirty Kappa tracksuits, knackered Reebok trainers & Elizabeth Duke jewelery.
"Fuck me Chris, look at them slappers over there sitting on the Waltzer steps!"

"Aye Jim, deffo case of fairground attraction gannin on there mate"

magnetic attraction 

This is a phrase to describe people liking each other in a romantic way but however they are not sure whether the love is real or not thus , they do not date each other but they like each other and they know it. It is like friends with benefits but no sexual actions is involved. This is noticed when two people look at each other constantly and may or may not involve "stalking".
You and Cheryl have magnetic attraction on each other right..? You guys look so cute together!!!
magnetic attraction by Cofeekeefe February 20, 2017

attraction to douchettes 

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.
"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

A fatal attraction 

A stalker that's simply obsessed with who it's stalking.

same sex attraction 

"Same sex attraction" (SSA) is a term used mostly by conservative Christians to avoid using the term gay when referring to men who are attracted to men or men who have sex with men (MSM). Often, SSA refers to gay men only, and not lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered persons.

Unlike many mainstream mental health practitioners and associations which do not think homosexuality is a disease or mental illness, groups which use the term SSA often believe that all persons are heterosexual and homosexual thoughts or sexual relations are deviant. What most people would consider to be a "gay person" is a "heterosexual with a homosexual problem" for many who use the term SSA.

Those who use the term SSA deny the reality that the vast majority of LGBT people can't be "cured" of their sexual orientation.
(Cheap documentary. Bob's house. Non-religious gay neighbor Frank over for a beer.)

Bob (alone to the camera): I once struggled with same sex attraction. Unlike Frank, I have a lovely white picket fence house, an adoring wife, three loving children, and new life in Jesus!

Frank (from another room, waking up Bob's computer): Dude, you have a Manhunt account? I'm mentally scarred by your stretch marks. You ain't getting booty with these shots!

Bob (running to the computer): I AM NOT GAY. I am doing research for my reparative therapy group about the evils of online addiction to the homosexual agenda!

Frank (to Bob): get me another Schlitz. We need to talk.