Windows 

Windows is a really unstable Operating System even in the year 2005 it still crashes constantly, hogs memory there not much I can say thats not already been said, I personally Run windows 2000 pro on one partition and Gentoo on another and I'm quite happy using windows 2kpro for certain games and software and gentoo for other things.

Lamer: "Windows sucks"
Linux User: "Yeah I know, why not use Linux?"
Lamer: "I don't know how to use linux"
Linux User: "Try Mandrake or Fedora It's designed for people like you"

Windows by Adolf Gates February 14, 2005

Windows 

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

Windows by IkeM September 27, 2003

Windows 

A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!

Windows by unix_hacker September 8, 2004

windows 

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

windows by maddy January 14, 2004

windows 

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

windows by Qbert January 21, 2005

Windows 

The gayest OS in the world.

Me: Fuck this shit, I'm askin' mom for a Macintosh!

Windows by Rap suxx0rs January 21, 2004

Windows 

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

Windows by robin graves February 21, 2004