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These Uncertain Dimes 

Dime baggies of drugs your friends have had stashed away in their bottom drawer since March 2020. You can tell from the anemic plastic and dustbuster-looking powder inside that these particular drugs have not seen the sweet inside of a dollar bill since before every bar stopped accepting cash.
You may have survived a pandemic, but with these uncertain dimes back in circulation, your Friday night at Kind Regards might be more dangerous than ever before.
These Uncertain Dimes by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle 

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

Cone of Uncertainty 

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

uncensorious

whoever shit in his pants after that received an uncensorious slap and one less meal.

(Perfume_The Story of Murderer, Page_19)
uncensorious by vazthyrd March 3, 2014

Uncensored Lie 

A lie that is revealed to everyone as the truth.
'Apparently she is going out with him, that's such an uncensored lie'
Uncensored Lie by Katsia August 12, 2015
Legless person who has cerebral palsy.
unceto can't walk or do math.
Unceto by Count Grishnackh January 11, 2004