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Stoney Bologna 

A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt
1. Dude im stoney bologna right now sheesh
2. Cmon lets go get stoney bologna!!

Stoney Crook 

A place in Nawf Dallas Texas, located in Lakehighlands area...home of Local rappers Mr.Pookie And Mr.LUCCI...
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground
Stoney Crook by 2Ton-Te3zy October 4, 2008

Stoney Ride 

Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.
Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."
Stoney Ride by Alameda Del Cobre September 27, 2011

stoney balonga 

So stoned that your brain turned into balonga.
"Damn dude, I'm so stoney balonga right now."
stoney balonga by SlammedHammed September 17, 2016

Stoney Creek 

Stoney Creek is a town thats apart of Hamilton, ON. It is generally nicer than east end hamilton gets a bit shitty near Cardinal Newman, but theres really not much to do here besides partying and getting totally trashed. Everyone goes around looks for weed here, and smokes it on sidewalks, parks cause its pretty depressing living here. Lot of wannabe gangsters that act tough, until authority comes then they shit their pants. On Sunday nights theres car meets where a bunch of shitbox cars meet up at Nash road by the mcdonalds or fiesta mall, you'll witness 30 year olds trying to fight 18 year olds cause they have nothing better to do. Basically never come here, or you'll hate your life.
Person 1: Yo lets smoke a blunt theres nothing to do here
Person 2: Yeah thats because we live in Stoney Creek fool, theres a bush party we could link cuz
Person 1: Ight bro, lets rob these fools pocket change for a philly and bud.
Stoney Creek by OGShoota300 May 3, 2021

stoney balonie 

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE
'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"
stoney balonie by Orange420 July 8, 2010