Christmas Quail 

A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.

Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.

Christmas Quail by giuseppe123 November 4, 2023

The Randy Quaid Effect 

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media

"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

The Randy Quaid Effect by TRMmafia June 21, 2021

quain 

Adjective describing anything that is crazy and out of control.

Yo, this fuckin' party is about to get quain!

quain by Evan Grant December 9, 2008

quaid 

Another term for weed.

1. You got any quaid left? I'm completely dry.

2. Yo I have some quaid, you wanna smoke?

quaid by _Crow_ March 18, 2014

Quaint 

When you queef so hard, you faint.

Jennifer got it so good she quainted.

Quaint by tastyZ August 12, 2017

Reverse Double Quaid 

The Reverse Double Quaid, or RDQ, is an advanced sexual maneuver. It entails 3 steps. First, the quaid, where a woman shits into the ass of a man. The quaid is then doubled, when the man then takes that shit and shits it back into the woman's ass. This "double quaid" is subsequently reversed, by the woman taking this twice shat shit, and shitting it a third time onto the man's chest.

Dude, did you hear Jeff and Ashley did the Reverse Double Quaid last night? They must have done every possible sexual manuever by now.

Reverse Double Quaid by Can-man November 14, 2007

Al Quaida 

used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.

World´s annual fair of animal raping featuring special guests: Al Quaida

Al Quaida by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006