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Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’
These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

strip-piddle 

the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.
*car with only one headlight spotted

"STRIP-PIDDLE"

winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.

shoes count as one article, not two.

Tiddly Piddle 

The action taken when a small child (he/she) has to go to the toilet with someone holding it for them.
Do you need the toilet?
Yes but im scared of the tiddly piddle

Tickle the Piddle 

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.
Do you tickle the piddle often?

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.
flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

puddle princess 

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.