The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

The pastor says I’m good by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

Youth Pastor 

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

Youth Pastor by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

who fucked the pastor? 

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

who fucked the pastor? by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

Isaias Pastor

Gay. Usually very gay. Seen at McDonalds a lot. Has almost no friends and barely I'd hanging onto his relationship.

You I saw Isaias Pastor in the back of McDonalds. He was sucking Ronald's dick.

Isaias Pastor by Swaggy Gry October 30, 2017

the Pastor James

when a girl puts her fist in your butt while giving you a blowie

I was with blowjob Betty when she surprised me with The Pastor James

the Pastor James by sqrl1876 February 9, 2022

Roughing the Pastor 

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

Roughing the Pastor by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

Rushing the pastor 

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

Rushing the pastor by Injeanuity February 5, 2009