This girl has np!
Np by Wisdom1024 September 5, 2023
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Np is abbreviation for term ”neat pussy” or ”nice pussy”. It was invented by Turkish woman named Ayşe.
This gal has np!
Np by Wisdom1024 September 5, 2023
In polyamory context: non-primary partner. Polyamorous people are open to the practice of establishing and maintaining more than one intimiate relationship, which, in contrast to monogamous people, can also happen simultaniously.
NP is understood to be a partner one has an intimate relationship, but of the nature different to that of - either currently present or not - primary partner.
That does not mean that relationship and the NP partner would be any more "lesser" because of that, individual cases would wary. It will be understood to be in some form "less" though. That can be less consistent contact, less commitment, less time apent together, or less deep intimacy.
NP is understood to be a partner one has an intimate relationship, but of the nature different to that of - either currently present or not - primary partner.
That does not mean that relationship and the NP partner would be any more "lesser" because of that, individual cases would wary. It will be understood to be in some form "less" though. That can be less consistent contact, less commitment, less time apent together, or less deep intimacy.
"I am an np for two constellations , but now I feel as I would like to also find someone to nest with"
"We are a throuple, but Josh also has an np, her name is Eliza"
"Since I move cities a lot because of my work, my current girlfriend is only an np"
"We are a throuple, but Josh also has an np, her name is Eliza"
"Since I move cities a lot because of my work, my current girlfriend is only an np"
NP by bridgetrollperchance December 16, 2025
np gich
Acronym for "No Problem, Glad I Could Help". Popular among the youths (and certain scrum masters), np gich is used for when just saying 'no problem' is not nearly as polite as you would like it to be. Best when used in emails and teams chats to unsuspecting millennial co-workers.
Person 1: "Thanks for letting me borrow your car to go skiing at Mt. Snow this weekend"
Person 2: "np gich"
Person 2: "np gich"
np gich by HolaSoyJuanita February 19, 2020
np-complete
A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
np-complete by vaxt February 1, 2006
np m8
np m8 by kylemeister1 August 19, 2019
NP-Hissues
(n.) Issues pertaining to the great actor/legend/all around good guy/king of awesomeness, the legendary Neil Patrick Harris. Or, as his devout followers know him - NPH. These NP-Hissues are often unspoken and assumed, and generally refer to a feeling that one receives upon realising a love for said NPH. Symptoms of Hissues can include anything from hot flashes, sudden bouts of enjoyable daydreaming, frantic wailing and/or giggling and squeeing of the high pitched variety. NP-Hissues usually arise unbeknownst to the Hissue-ee (one with Hissues).
Kate: So, I accidentally came across these fantastic pictures on the internet while researching an obviously very important university paper.
Emily: Really, to what do these images refer?
Kate: *high pitched squeal* NPH!
Emily: I'm sorry, what? Did you just say NPH?
Kate: You are correct sir, and might I say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
Emily: Oh my god, when did this happen? I think we have NP-Hissues!!
Kate: I don't know what you mean, sir! I have never heard of these Hissues you speak of....
*both giggle incessantly*
Emily: Really, to what do these images refer?
Kate: *high pitched squeal* NPH!
Emily: I'm sorry, what? Did you just say NPH?
Kate: You are correct sir, and might I say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
Emily: Oh my god, when did this happen? I think we have NP-Hissues!!
Kate: I don't know what you mean, sir! I have never heard of these Hissues you speak of....
*both giggle incessantly*
NP-Hissues by Kate and Emile October 9, 2008