Munted 

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

Munted by Daonebest November 28, 2020

Juicy Moufted 

When a guys skeets in a gurls mouth during sex or oral sex and she keeps in her mouth before she swallows. (mite dribble on the sides of her mouth!)

Damn last nite I skeeted in my girlfriends mouth and she was straight juicy moufted!!

tell me why i saw that gurl last night at a party with the same clothes on had sex hair and was juicy moufted!

Juicy Moufted by Ceedee2 May 30, 2009

munted inc 

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.

Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?

munted inc by Samuel August 12, 2003

munted 

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.

Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.

munted by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

munted 

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

munted by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

munted cow 

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

munted cow by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab 

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

munted crab by Harry.K September 19, 2013