monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

monday by Bloesem April 16, 2018

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MONDAY

Everyone hates Monday's.

MONDAY by George Wallace June 5, 2018

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Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

Monday by Bloesem May 24, 2018

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Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

Monday by Bloesem September 4, 2018

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Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

Monday by Svifias November 3, 2018

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Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

Monday by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

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monday

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

monday by big red balls11 January 21, 2019

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