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Messenger Bag

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

Messenger ADHD 

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.
Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.
Messenger ADHD by pastryplease December 25, 2009

A Messenger 

A person that is not a ginger but has red facial/ pubic hair that reports classified information of non gingers to the ginger community.
Kill him he’s a messenger!
A Messenger by Dr. Dyke June 14, 2011

messenger slang 

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers
Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!
messenger slang by benormous September 19, 2005

messanger 

1. A person who is writing a very angry letter.

2. A person who is writing a letter a about recently terrible performance of a song.
1. God, I just hate being the messanger of bad news!

2. John may be a terrible singer, but at least he's willing to be his own messanger. If only Fall Out Boy would follow in his footsteps.
messanger by Scambl June 20, 2008

facebook messenger 

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
facebook messenger by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014