Masking Ticket 

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

Masking Ticket by YAWA October 4, 2020

The Art of Masking 

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.

Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.

The Art of Masking by MathPlus November 1, 2021

Mating press 

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

Mating press by anonymous February 5, 2022

don mattingly 

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.

Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.

don mattingly by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Keyboard Mashing 

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

Keyboard Mashing by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Mattingly & Moore 

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.

"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

Mattingly & Moore by Luminous "Modern" Knight July 7, 2008

mashing grits 

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

mashing grits by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002