Lincoln Logger 

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

Lincoln Logger by Schaft November 15, 2013

Taint Logger 

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

Taint Logger by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Logger 

A term for a guy with a freakishly large penis.

He's a logger.

Logger by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

Logger 

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

Logger by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020

leggers

leggins for men

Where did you buy those leggers?

leggers by PriscillaArt April 6, 2017

Logger 

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.

Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!

Logger by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009

Logger 

A guy with a freakishly large penis.

I'm a logger.

Logger by Judge dredd7 October 30, 2011