2 definitions by Schaft
n.
A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
Verb- Lincoln Logging
A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
Verb- Lincoln Logging
"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"
"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
by Schaft November 15, 2013
one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan
comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"
or
friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"
person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
or
friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"
person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
by Schaft February 29, 2008