het-lag 

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

het-lag by tatsamie September 30, 2020

het poacher 

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"

het poacher by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 23, 2022

Het jou bou 

Used when you're in agreement with someone during a topic of discussion.
Mostly used by informal Afrikaans speakers

Person 1:Drank koop vinaand my ou?
Person 2:Awe,ek het jou bou

Het jou bou by padawan_c.exe July 15, 2022

Het-Washing 

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

Het-Washing by S. Strides November 17, 2022

het lag 

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

het lag by Idisch August 2, 2023

HẾT CỨU 

there was just one person who did something so stupid that it couldn't be saved

''Mày quá ngu, hết cứu thật rồi.''

HẾT CỨU by HUNG DEPZAI October 10, 2023

Het-Blind 

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

Het-Blind by fox fox April 23, 2024