gustavo 

1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets

Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.

gustavo by gotmilk927 August 27, 2008

the gustavo approach 

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.

the gustavo approach by gustavo996 January 23, 2022

Gustavo 

The most CONCEITED, egoistic perverted horny Martian you would ever met. He thinks he have this thing you call "Swagg" but truthfully he doesn't. He dress nice and he's an AMAZING guy. :] He loves himself, in fact he would rather marry a mirror instead of a women. He is awesome and one of a kind. Always positive and thinks smart even if he rarely uses his brain. :p VERY EXPENSIVE person, but very lovable. He has girls all up on his nut sacks 24/7. :p But he stays true and real all day everyday. There maybe millions of Gustavo's, but if you haven't met him, than your LAME. You can't miss him, he is always matching with his fitted new era caps, blank V-necks and his $200 Jordans.

I LOVE YOU GUSTAVO.! <3 :)
Damn is that Gustavo, he got "Swagg".
If you wanna know Swagg 101, go to this Foo.

Gustavo by Thu Ly December 19, 2011

Gustavo 

The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...

INGREDIENTS:

1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash

3 fresh mint sprigs

2 tsp sugar

1 tbsp fresh lime juice

2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice

1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.

Thank Goodness We Have Gustavo!!!

Gustavo by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010

Gustavo 

A sexual beast and will fuck anything in sight. He will leave any girl sore 4 months or years. The Mexican predator loves 2 fuck not just people but elephants 2. He is a dangerous monster in bed and will destroy your insides with out 8 months preparation. His dick is the size of a tree stump and is always dtf. He enjoys shoving his head in girls Pussys bc legend says his dick is 2 big 2 fit. If Gustavo ever dick slaps you u will b bruised 4 69 days . He will give anything he touches a orgasim lasting 4 days. He is also supa thicccc

Girl: dam Gustavo u lookin hella thicc girllll

Girl 2: OO Gustavo get ur tree stump dick and slap w w it daddy
Gustavo: aight

Gustavo by Omgitstherealgustavo November 22, 2018

gustaveado 

(Verb) When somebody gives a backhanded compliment.
(Verb) When somebody keeps hitting you, once you are already dead.

(Noun) (Gustavo) Somebody who gives you false hope.

My friend who had just lost his father, got roasted by my other friend. He has been gustaveado.

gustaveado by Kenyan Drake Best RB October 21, 2020

Gustavo Guerra 

A Brazilian male from Curitiba, Brazil who learned to play guitar from his father Buby Guerra. He absolutely shreds, and won international guitar competition "Guitar Idol" in 2008. The prize was a ton of gear and the oppertunity to open a show for Joe Satriani, another guitar icon.

No one will ever play like Gustavo Guerra. ever. I mean it, check him out on youtube. He plays like he hs thirteen fingers

Gustavo Guerra by The man? July 23, 2009