Girth Monkey 

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

Girth Monkey by lexie116 February 6, 2008

Girth Brooks 

A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move

Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there

Girth Brooks by ricardo montalban November 20, 2003

Girth Pervman 

(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.

You are as perverted as a Girth Pervman you sick depraved wanker!

Girth Pervman by Bradders October 28, 2003

Girth Life 

One who follows the lifestyle of leisure, poker, and marijuana. Has little to no motivation for pursuing any other activities.

I heard Billy is living Girth Life nowadays...

Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.

Girth Life by lennygirth May 8, 2009

girth-gallus 

The act of being born in a spectacular manner resembling a surprise party. Includes streamers, balloons, party hats etc.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Dave's birth?

Guy 2: No, how was it?

Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.

Guy 2: I'm jealous.

girth-gallus by creamsicleghosthunter999 September 20, 2014

Girth Brooks 

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

Girth Brooks by turdunit October 26, 2016

Girth Warrior 

The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.

"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.

Girth Warrior by Throatbaby November 19, 2020