Germany 

Germany the land of beer and sour kraut it a great place with a dark past they had many rises and falls though one time they hated Jews and did bad things to them and should not be talk about it there but today it's one of best countries.

Guy 1:i love germany
Guy 2: me too there beer is great.
Guy 1: agree

Germany by it.tas.com March 26, 2021

germany 

A country with many good qualities such as good medicine, good cars, their resilience from the economic depression after the war, their enginnering and so on...
It is too bad they aren't able to admit their past and try to justify their actions on hitler beign a charismatic speaker and him beign Austrian and not German.

Jew>Why did the people in Germany kill us?!
German>You can't blame us, Hitler was such a charismatic speaker

germany by Tapehead May 27, 2006

Germany 

Overrated country, obvious racial tensions in the air. Country in which everyone there is cool but the GERMANS !! The only good thing about the place is the beer.

True Story

Guy: Why did those guys leave the bar?

Bartender: Germany or germans dont feel comfortable with Americans around.

Guy: Hahaha, im here on vacation, shit.

Germany by NPH 4 February 27, 2009

Germany 

Somehow World War II happened and they are still better than the United States. Nice job Germany. Also definitely not where Hitler was born.

Germany is definitely not where Hitler was born.

Germany by I’m_A_PANcake July 7, 2020

Germany 

The country that cannot win in Russia even in summer.

A: Nibba where u from?
B: Germany
A: Ur mom gay u nazi fuck

Germany by kingharambe28.5.2016 June 29, 2018

germany 

A country once run by the dictator, Karl Schiffer, during world war II.

Karl killed the jews. He's hitler. And he ran Germany.

germany by nick223 September 6, 2008

Germany 

Germany is a country in middle Europe. Currently a secret One-Party dictatorship under CDU, CSU and SPD, led by Angela Merkel.

Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.

The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.

Somebody: "Hey, what's up with Germany?"

German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."

Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"

German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."

Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"

Germany by Italy2003 May 10, 2018