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Evidences 

Evidences is a gramatically incorrect version of evidence used by both religious apologetics when they talk about how much evidence for the existance of their respective diety there is.
Just look around you! The evidences for god are everywhere!
Evidences by chrischi3 October 14, 2017

Evidence 

What evidence do you have that I did what I just did?
Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"

Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"

Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
Evidence by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Factual Evidence

One who wants to seem smarter than they really are.

Someone who is bored of simple words such as Yes, YES, and FUCK YES
Hey want some pizza? Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your mom passes away... Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE?!?!?!

Evidence 

A random collection of assumptions, gossip, lies, hearsay and prejudice used by NHS investigations to persecute hard-working members of staff.
Hold on there nurse, we have evidence that you are a one-legged chicken strangler; you are suspended.
Evidence by RoadUK March 1, 2017
I was taking out loud and I thought it was evident.
evident by Havebdmdgdvdn January 3, 2017

Evidinify 

Verb- to present evidence in a way that proves someone wrong to the point of humiliation.
-Actually, according to the Wikipedia article on common misconceptions, the Declaration of Independence was signed around August 2nd.
-Ah, you just sprayed evidinify all over me.
Evidinify by Willifer January 7, 2011