Dyson hair blow dryer

I’ve never tried it, but it looks so cool like somewhere along the lines or something magical. I have no clue, but I thought that this whole time about this Dyson hair blow dryer. Like there’s so many blow dryers, but this one in particular out of all of them is different and you can see that from the way the first brand was made and this one like only one air blow dryer could be like this all of them. There’s like 30 something .

Dyson hair blow dryer I like the personal style a lot. When you get older, I have the right to buy something like this.

Dyson hair blow dryer by $ox2100 April 23, 2026

The Flying Dyson 

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

The Flying Dyson by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

Jeremy Dyson 

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.

Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner

Jeremy Dyson by Atari April 6, 2004

Mike Dyson 

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.

Lets Mike Dyson later.

Mike Dyson by BBK all the way April 4, 2013

Cock Dyson 

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

Cock Dyson by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Dick Dyson 

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

Dick Dyson by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

Industrial Dyson 

Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.

me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk

Industrial Dyson by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013