Derping 

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

Derping by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping 

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

Derping by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping 

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

Derping by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

miss derringer 

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

miss derringer by mystery man April 19, 2005

Derping Shrimp 

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

Derping Shrimp by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Durfing 

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

Durfing by Oz416 September 20, 2009

durfing 

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

durfing by tron July 29, 2004