decorte 

an exotic looking woman. people usually mispronounce her name, but when they get it right, the sound of it matches her sexiness. decorte is a loyal friend and takes pride in what she does- but only if she cares about doing it. she is strong, confident, sophisticated and fun. she is also resourceful and well adjusted to adversity. all the harsher elements of her life, however, are hidden behind a sultry stare and a slight grin. ;)

"Damn, Decorte is so hot." -guy one.
"Yea, her eyes are bangin." -guy two.

"Who is that girl? Never seen her before." -girl one.
"Oh that's Decorte. Can't stop staring, huh?" -girl two.
"No, she's just so beautiful." -girl one.

decorte by prettylittledevil September 28, 2011

Decoration Dad 

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

Decoration Dad by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

decolorated

the word you say when your illiterate and meant to say that something lost its color.

i just decolorated my hair .

decolorated by candy bitchjjg April 5, 2016

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

Decorative Log by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016

Decorative Muscle 

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.

John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.

Decorative Muscle by Robjef622 May 6, 2017

Desorate 

The pathetic desolate outcome resulting from the desparate efforts of fuck boy to get anybody to notice or touch them

If he doesn't stop sending out the same copy and pasted message of "im horny, you about?" he will desorate himself

Desorate by CB_92 January 27, 2019

Decorating the tree 

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

Decorating the tree by Deekp145 December 5, 2019