Clyde Frog 

The beloved stuffed animal toy belonging to Eric Cartman, which he has owned since the beginning of South Park.

Apart from his games console, Clyde Frog was by far Eric's favourite toy. He was seen playing with it regularly, including times when he held a tea party and pretended that the toy insulted him, or when he used it as a deputy sheriff helping to rescue "Salma Hayek" in his version of Wild Wild West.

Clyde Frog met a grisly end when Kyle ripped off his head to get his revenge for Cartman giving him HIV in the episode "Tonsil Trouble".

Cartman: Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog?

Clyde Frog: Yes, please, Eric. Why are you so cool?

Cartman: Oh. I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am.

Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.

Cartman: Eeeyy!

Clyde Frog by zackpliskin November 9, 2009

Clyde Donovan 

(im just doin' this since all the other definitions are fanon 🙄)

Clyde Donovan is a character from South Park, he's very dumb but he's a fan favourite.
He needs more screentime.

Person 1: I hate Clyde Donovan.
Everyone else: kys.

Clyde Donovan by malewife.cclydeve January 19, 2022

Clyde Donovan 

Clyde Donovan is a character on the hit TV show South Park. He is mostly known as the most popular boy in school for his good looks and playboy/jock attitude. He had been dubbed Bisexual, but mostly takes a liking to girls, especially Bebe Stevens.

Clyde had also been called a crybaby in many episodes, for he tends to break down in tears whenever he is slightly offended or minorly hurt.

Bebe: Clyde Donovan is such a playboy..

Clyde: A- am not.. Whaaaaa!!!

Clyde Donovan by KitKat_Kitty13 April 6, 2016

clyde texas

a town full of cousin fuckers that are inbreeded. They suck at every sport and play 6 man football. They all drive f 150's and fuck each other . Also you see the same people at waffle house that you do here

Logan:Have you ever been to clyde Texas?
Jackson:No ,why?
Logan:That's where i fuck my mother and my cousin

clyde texas by kyliejennermywife March 22, 2017

Clyde Bitch 

A bitch who sucks mad yang for food stamps.

Yo do you know Sam D? Don't fuck around with her, she a Clyde Bitch. I heard she got a salty pirate from a 40 year old for $4.

Clyde Bitch by Carolinereasonfordawordbitch August 27, 2013

Clyde Donovan 

Clyde Donovan is a side character from South Park. He is Craig's best friend and is frequently seen with Craig's friend group.
He's not the most intelligent person but he's very emotional and cries a lot. Smarter people can easily use him, like the popular girls but he didn't realize it and just started to think he's attractive af.

He's also pretty weak but still tries his best to defend other people when they need it and is one of the nicest kids

Clyde is pathetic but he's also a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom.

Mr Garrison: What is 5x2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Clyde Donovan by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clyde Hopping Jesabelle 

slang for a whore from the 1940's

My ex girlfriend is such a clyde hopping jesabelle

Clyde Hopping Jesabelle by Logan October 29, 2006