Solo on the Devil's Clarinet 

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

learned the clarinet in school by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Bass Clarinet Player 

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

Bass Clarinet Player by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

bass clarinet 

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

bass clarinet by Nick3561 April 3, 2008

learned the clarinet at school 

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

learned the clarinet at school by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Bass Clarinet 

The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet

My bass clarinet could beat up Mike Tyson

Bass Clarinet by Rembrant January 11, 2008

bass clarinet player 

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

bass clarinet player by 1st Chair December 27, 2009