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fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.
Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.

boring bruce 

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"
boring bruce by MecPT May 10, 2016

boring room 

That one room in your house you never go in except for during adult parties that your parents throw. The only activity that happens in the boring room is sitting idly while your parents and other adults talk and sip drinks.
My parents made me stay with them in the boring room during one of their dinner parties, when I just wanted to go down and play in the basement.
boring room by sshah577 March 13, 2019

Whine Boarding 

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.
I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!
Whine Boarding by Wallville January 5, 2008

Wiener boating 

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
Wiener boating by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

child-bearing age 

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
child-bearing age by redheadbass January 13, 2013