getting blasted 

Getting drunk, or Getting stoned

You lost your job today, and I have alcohol. Tonight, we're getting blasted!!!

getting blasted by jay-boogie March 10, 2012

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

Blasted by NERD 80's beastin October 16, 2008

blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.

I'm so fuckin' blasted.

blasted by ch4drock December 10, 2008

blahted 

1. v, to blaht: to put someone in their place (esp. used smug sounding)
2. adj, blahted: to be intoxicated

1. (after doing something great to put someone down) blahted!
2. I'm going to get blahted tonight

blahted by Will March 18, 2005

titty blasted 

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

titty blasted by The boob man March 12, 2015

blasted meat patty 

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

blasted meat patty by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Blasted On 

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

Blasted On by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008