beaner beamer 

A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.

Look at that Sombrero head in his beaner beamer.

beaner beamer by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

Betty Beamer 

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

Betty Beamer by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

steamer beamer 

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

steamer beamer by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

Piece of a beamer 

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass

2)Fucking an amazing hottie

3) A nice piece of ass

Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

Piece of a beamer by BuzzLightyear2012 January 28, 2012

Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.

ass dong the pink sock cunt balls cleveland beamer

Cleveland Beamer by jvanem March 4, 2009

OK, Beamer 

When an older person driving a BMW cuts you off, tails you or is generally driving very poorly.

*Gets cut off by a BMW driven by an older gentleman

"OK, Beamer!"

OK, Beamer by Self-proclaimed good driver January 27, 2021

Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

Jacob Beamer by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016