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Muff Cabbage 

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm
Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage
Muff Cabbage by 570 house October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.
Muff Cabbage by Smoosh Smooshh October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.

used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010
Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE
muff cabbage by take52 October 19, 2010

Muff cabbage 

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.
Muff cabbage by jumping beans October 18, 2010

nettage cabbage 

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it
"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."
nettage cabbage by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007

baby cabbage 

old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
baby cabbage by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007