operational drunk

The level of intoxication needed to perform routine tasks once again, usually following a hangover.

Man, I got lit up last night. I can't even think this morning, time to get operational drunk.

operational drunk by Red Lobster Tanker May 14, 2011

Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

Operation Slow-mo by skemes April 9, 2012

Operation Duct Tape 

Fixing defenses by any means of throwing down the most pitiful excuse for an obstacle, giving just enough time to distract & deal with the enemy.

"oh, shit!! The Ogres destroyed the blockades! Operation Duct Tape!!"

Operation Duct Tape by Thee Virgil December 1, 2011

Operation Martian Freedom 

Dick Cheney's next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking Mars has alien terrorists, then using space weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.

"Hey bro, they found et's with weapons of mass destruction on the dark side of Mars!"

"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."

Operation Martian Freedom by elcucuyfromlcf August 9, 2012

Open Incubator 

A physical space where startups, entrepreneurs, designers, developers and baby chickens revel in an enriched, supportive environment to become self-sustaining in the “real” world.

My startup worked out of an Open Incubator for 1 year before we grew large enough to get our own office.

PARISOMA is a great open incubator in San Francisco, as opposed to a coworking space or accelerator.

Open Incubator by Entrepreneur Girl October 8, 2013

Open a can of Bruce Lee 

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

Open a can of Bruce Lee by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

open delivery 

When your mail arrives pre opened for your convenience.

Daan chose the open delivery option because he was too lazy to open the envelope himself.

open delivery by Dora the pokemon explorer September 8, 2016