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Rule #1 of the Universe 

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*
James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

Give'm the Uni. 

An improvised percussive attitude reconfiguration, delivered cranially via any scrap segment of UniStrut between 22 and 36" in length.
"He was late three times this week and didn't bring coffee for the crew? Says here in Section 12, Subsection 11.2 of the Foreman's Manual of Standard Site Procedures: "That's it, give'm the Uni."
Give'm the Uni. by N0m-d3-Plum3 January 25, 2022

Biggest Cunt In The Universe 

The Biggest Cunt In The Universe is Analicia Chaves. And it’s not like “Imma bad bitch, Imma cunt” it’s like , “You are such a fuckin cunt.” Stuck up cunt.

Predators are cunts..remember that..tell your kids that.
“Who is the biggest cunt..like ever?”

“Ana Montana…she’s the biggest cunt in the universe.”

“The lady that gets with 18 year olds? At 32? Eww! She is a cunt.”

smartest man in the universe 

his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick
summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe

Cutest person ever in the universe 

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

somewhere in the universe 

A place out of nowhere.
somewhere in the universe, aliens are going to abduct us.