utilafeet 

The use of ones feet as all purpose or utility limbs, often done by an individual who has lost their arms or hands or use of their limbs. Utilafeet are used for eating, writting, combing hair, typing, and of course basic locomotion.

"I know I should be more tollerant but I can't use that keyboard after Stacey used her utilafeet on it all day"

utilafeet by mummbles April 20, 2006

utilis 

The sac in which a woman carries a child

Diane said " My utilis be tippted that why I's only has one baby"

utilis by ballbuster07 October 11, 2007

utilize 

Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.

"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).

utilize by Myself182 September 9, 2006

utility fantasy

The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.

Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.

Common objects of a utility fantasy:

a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala

utility fantasy by thesheepherder July 1, 2015

Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.

"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."

Utility Stick by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020

Utilities 

The Greek God of Water, Electricity, and Gas.

On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.

Utilities by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020

Utility Helicopter 

A helicopter that transport troops and equipment. Not to be confused with the cargo helicopter which can carry heavier payloads.

"The UH-1 is a unique Utility helicopter known for its use in the Vietnam War"

Utility Helicopter by HungryWeeb February 21, 2022