human suitcase

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011

stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport

human suitcase by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011

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suitcase man

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

suitcase man by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

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Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

Put my suitcase under the bed by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014