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yoga-spouse 

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.
Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.
yoga-spouse by greenstreets March 17, 2020
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SNARL Spouse Syndrome 

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.
My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome. He acts like he doesn’t want to foster anymore animals, until I bring one home and I find him snuggling with it.
SNARL Spouse Syndrome by SNARLLV February 26, 2022
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monoma's spouse

their name is kai
"wow they kinda remind me of kai"
"kai?? monoma's spouse??"
"yeah, them"
monoma's spouse by nejiresgf June 8, 2021

Trading Spouses 

WIFE SWAP is the show in which each mom switches families for 2 weeks. The first week she must abide by that family's rules, and then they next week she switches to her own rules.

TRADING SPOUSES takes place during ONE WEEK ONLY with the theme being, "Is the grass greener on the other side." Each mom then decides how she thinks how the other family should spend $50 grand they are given.

military spouse 

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.
Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!
military spouse by Widgets November 24, 2013

spouse-mate 

a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.
A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.
spouse-mate by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009

practice spouse 

This is the person you first married. They are whom you practice the act of marriage with. You may or may not get it right and move to another spouse. This applies to all genders and intermingling of genders and not specific to the traditional male / female ideal of marriage.
This is my wife/husband, or as I refer to her/him my practice spouse.

In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!
practice spouse by SH21 March 12, 2020