now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

now you've gone and spanked the monkey by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

stanked 

when a girl's vagina smells so bad you can't stand it

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

stanked by racer69 May 27, 2016

Shlanked 

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

Shanked a turd 

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

Shanked a turd by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

e-shanked 

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

e-shanked by karl g January 8, 2008

Wank Skanked 

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

Wank Skanked by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

slanker 

a brother or sister, close friend

sup slanker?

slanker by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004