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Mini-Putt 

When you fuck a midget (who is missing an eye) in their eye socket.
"Remember that midget with the eye-patch? I gave her a good 'ol Mini-Putt."
Mini-Putt by Kasen August 1, 2007

rock hudson putt 

a golfing term to describe a deceptive "break" or mounding of the green... It is a putt that appears "straight" yet in reality isn't
That putted looked straight, but broke three inches left of the cup. Must have been a Rock Hudson.
rock hudson putt by Slurp EEE March 1, 2005

pu putt bitch 

1. a shameless, ignorant woman 2. a female who betrays you and feels no remorse 3.a fake woman who steal your money
If Tonya doesn't pay me back that $500, I am going to slap that pu putt bitch till I can't feel my hand!

kute da putt 

means the same thing as 'son of a bitch' in Punjabi. Kuta actually means a dog becaus dog in punjabi is as big insult as calling somebody a bitch.
Sala maachod kute da putt apni bund maraa jake bhanchod.
kute da putt by bebeji007 October 9, 2006

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge 

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.
-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

Butt Putt 

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.
"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."
Butt Putt by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020