John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

John Pleaser Purple Dick by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

crowd pleaser 

unusual or noteworthy stool which one feels an urge to show to someone before flushing.

After a heavy night i produced a fine log which i had to show my collegues at work, they seemed impressed. What a " crowd pleaser"

crowd pleaser by prince30 July 31, 2009

Little Caeser pleaser 

You first apply nacho cheese on your dick, then have a girl suck it off, and as she is performing oral you shove a little caeser breadstick in her pussy. then after you cum, you make her eat the breadstick.

We had little caeser pizza last night, and we had extra breadstick so we did the Little Caeser pleaser.

Little Caeser pleaser by DcumDizzle March 29, 2009

the pleaser 

when you insert you pointer, middle, and ring fingers into a girls vagina. sometimes causing pain but most of the time extreme pleasure.

dude he used the pleaser on his girl last night and she was screaming his name in no time.

the pleaser by that guy who knows no bounds July 25, 2009

women pleaser 

its when a women gets more sexuall pleasure than a man having sex.

last night sheila got more sexuall pleasure than i did.

good your a women pleaser,youll get all the dates..

women pleaser by geruki April 13, 2007

that girl is a real crowd pleaser 

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.

Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!

that girl is a real crowd pleaser by RapGeniusFr3ak January 16, 2017

Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"

"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."

Caesar Pleaser by The Ranch Stacker November 1, 2011