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Slang for masturbation. Named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.
*Knock Knock*
*shuffling noise*
Dude Ed went home for the weekend. Allen is so panning in there.
panning by Repsaj Kuo June 29, 2009
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A term for when a man ejaculates ('finishes') in someone's ear.
Do you get pannini'd again last night, Alex? You should probably see a good ENT.
pannini by Z-Man 44 October 4, 2006

pannus envy 

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.
"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"
pannus envy by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

Painistan 

Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.
Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad
Painistan by Eagle One June 20, 2010
To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)
I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !
Panning by Johnny B November 1, 2018
The unsightly bulge of fat that dangles above the bush of a very fat chick.
I had to keep pushing her panis off the top of my head because I thought I was going to suffocate.
panis by J Slip December 5, 2003