Optimus Prime 

This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out

Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"

Optimus Prime by OptimusPrime Time April 17, 2010

Optimus Wang 

The friendly neighbourhood pimp with an obsession for hentai

That guy has SO MANY CHICKS!! He is Optimus Wangin'

Optimus Wang by anonymoulous June 15, 2003

Optimus Prime 

Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.

Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.

Optimus Prime by RandomComments August 11, 2009

Optimus Swagger 

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

Optimus Swagger by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

Optimus Effect

used to define the sudden urge to rage quit against certain people.

How can you win so many games in such a short time?

Optimus effect

Optimus Effect by EndersUDAccount May 1, 2020

optimus special 

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

optimus special by Not optimus April 8, 2021

Optimus Crime

Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.

Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.

Optimus Crime by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021