How Is This Not A Word? I Was Sure It Is! Sure, I'm only in 5th grade)
Definition: OBSERVATE! (Spellcheck keeps changing it)

Observate is when you are observing something.

I will observate this sentence and highlight the details that I observed!

Observate by Izzy J :) January 30, 2021

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obspervant

(adj.) The uncanny ability to observe your surroundings with a totally innocent yet undeniably pervy undertone. Whether it’s clocking every gym bro flexing in a tank top, side-eyeing that audaciously short skirt, or mentally cataloging every exposed tattoo in sight, you just have an eye for noticing sexiness wherever you go

Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”

“I wasn’t creeping, I’m just naturally #Obspervant.”

Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.

obspervant by Peter Greenwall November 10, 2024

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Observationer

When you notice things about people that other people don't see at first

Me: Loyiso, you did a new hair style today and it looks nice.
Loyiso: Thanks! Im glad you noticed y'know.
Me: Of course i did, I'm an observationer.

Observationer by Stoffspeare April 8, 2024

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