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Living like larry 

A crustaceous rock lobster with very large talons that were meant for pinching underwater tube steaks smothered in waterproof underwear
I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry
Living like larry by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Living Amish 

Your life after losing electronics, Ipod, and cell phone privleges after using poor judgement
Hey, why haven't you text me? Dude, I'm living Amish.
Living Amish by LittleBubba June 13, 2010

Living Legend Billy Brads

A ficticious character that appears in many short stories and blog entries. He is known for being a tragic figure. He was created in 2005 after a Wu-Tang Clan concert in New Haven, CT at Toads place.
The Living Legend Billy Brads LLBB once broke it off with a girl he met on myspace because after everytime she went to the bathroom she left a Trident wrapper on top of the toilet.

Drive-by Liking 

A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.

1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.

2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.

Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).

Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:

Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this

Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this

Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this

Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Drive-by Liking by JeffJonezZz September 28, 2009

Silver lining 

"Look for the silver lining" is a suggestion that has been said so often it may appear trite to some. But it actually contains a very deep wisdom, that can help us all to get through difficulties.

"Every cloud has a silver lining" means that every difficulty or setback that causes harm, also contains a potential for a beneficent outcome. By searching for any positive effects of any difficulty or confusing circumstance, we can begin to feel more inner peace in response to the situation, thus regaining our ability to solve it if we can, or accept it if we can't.
I was so distraught that the cyclone had ripped apart our house, and destroyed everything I owned, that I became morose and helpless, unable to do anything. But I noticed that the entire neighborhood were all helping each other, talking to each other cheerfully, sympathetically, showing kindnesses and support in a way they never had before, and I began to recognize that there was a silver lining even in this disaster!
Silver lining by Peridos June 21, 2010

Jet Leeing 

Try harding in fighting games; no life status in fighting games
Dude your jet leeing me!
Jet Leeing by theicewizard April 29, 2015