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Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
Grandaddy joint by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018
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grandadify 

where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.
Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.

I believe he has grandadify-ed
grandadify by Sazzy J December 28, 2011
When you hand a printed dick pic to a woman.
I was at the bar and some old guy grandadded me....so many gray pubesπŸ™„
Grandad by Steelbeast November 1, 2020

Ur grandad a fag 

This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die
John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*
Ur grandad a fag by Racooneggs March 12, 2018

Creakys grandad 

Tribe leader
Grandsons a noob but going to war in Afghanistan
Creakys grandad is a tribe leader in nigeria

hayden grandadam 

Hayden is Handsome admirable young desirable exquisite and naughty he is also a 6,2 male with a funny sense of humor nice eyes and nice teeth
Look at Hayden Grandadam he’s such a freak
hayden grandadam by Haygrand March 14, 2023

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad 

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED
Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E