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head giver 

(n.) One who freely gives blow jobs to anyone who makes the right impression. Most chicks, but not all swallow. Look for signs of blondness to identify head givers and swallowers.

antonym: feminazi, dyke, hairy-leg lesbo feminist type
I was such a head tuner, that all the head givers can and let me titty-fuck them while I stuck my collosal manhood in thier mouths.
head giver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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white-man giver 

n. a person who gives something away and then takes it back when it is convenient for them.

n. a historically correct way of saying "indian-giver"
"Brian is such a white-man giver, he gave Aaron a dank sando, but after realizing he forgot his lunch at home, he took the sando back to gnosh on himself.
white-man giver by L_Flash September 16, 2009

indian giver 

someone who gives something they have away, then asks for it back,a short time later
cherie "you can have one of these bangles michael"
michael "ok"
2 days later
cherie "can i have that back"
michael "indian giver"
indian giver by cheriẹ July 18, 2005

the giver 

(n.) Name given to an image of a man with a grossly elongated penis (see Priapus and Fertility god) that appeared on the original Goatse.cx page. It is a joke of sorts, the inference being that Goatse is "the taker."
The Giver made a brief appearance on Goatse.cx.
the giver by Dylan {***DaShizz***} October 12, 2009

Head-giver 

A cocksucker who has the capacity to slide the cock from the tip of his/her lips to the deepest part of his/her throat and vice-versa in smooth harmony and for a long long endless peaceful time.
Suck my dick, baby! Blow my cock! Oh, yes! Oh, you are such a head-giver!
Head-giver by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

Rimmer Giver 

That guy is such a rimmer giver

contradicting shit-giver 

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."