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Miller Genuine Draft 

Miller Genuine Draft. My favorite beer hands down. It is one of the most prestigeous beers made in the USA and in the world for that matter.

When I get to the bottom of a Labatt Blue or a Coors, the last inch of the bottle is like drinking skunk juice. But when I finish off the last sip of an MGD, I taste but a sweet sweet necter.

Amen
Bartender: What will it be son.

Son: Well sir i'm a human being so anything less than a Miller Genuine Draft should be served to my dog.
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You fuckin genuine? 

Statement used to describe bewilderment, shock and absolute amazement
Person 1: I'm sorry, but we stopped serving breakfast 10 minutes ago
Person 2: You fuckin genuine?

A huge black guy comes up to you and you know he's gonna hit you, you say "You fuckin genuine?"

Person 1: Did u here, so and so broke up?
Person 2: You Fukin genuine?
You fuckin genuine? by Joelene July 26, 2008

dude genuine 

When you pretend to be a genuine guy who really cares and wants to take it slow, but really all you want is to bang.
Man you are being so dude genuine.
dude genuine by Phillip cobra September 12, 2017

As genuine as a 40 pence piece 

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
"Some people genuinely think that me and Harry are in a relationship. They genuinely, seriously think that we're in a relationship."
Genuinely by ImJustAngelica June 27, 2017

Genurine 

Genuine sounding, but more likely than not a complete piss-take..
I knew I was correct in my long held belief that the princess was really genurine in her role as the faithful loving wife of the future king when I noted the startling resemblance of one her sons to his father..
Genurine by Drex Johnson October 14, 2015