Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

Holy Fucking Tits 

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

Holy Fucking Tits by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

That's fucking country 

An Australian colloquialism for a response to an overjoyed situation.

Davo responded after nailing another feature on the slot machines, "that's fucking country".

That's fucking country by Chalkstar January 10, 2019

My fat fucking nuts 

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts

My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

Are you fucking with me 

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

Are you fucking with me by jewelsd October 15, 2019

I'm so fucking bored 

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason

Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

I'm so fucking bored by Your bored to? cool ima hang June 7, 2018

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011