Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."

I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian by superslacker87 March 27, 2010

Fictional Character 

Someone that you’ll never have

- oh wow I think I like that fictional character

Fictional Character by potters.girlfriend January 1, 2021

Fictional 

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is fictional

Fictional by Scoliosis_Kid July 15, 2019

peak fiction 

an absolute work of art truly worth being called a “masterpiece.”

“Ayo have you seen Vinland Saga? That shit is peak fiction.”

peak fiction by fwkoto January 14, 2022

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

fictionkin 

Being fictionkin or the idea of fictionkin is the belief that you were once a fictional character or a fictional species in another life, or that you feel spiritually connected with a fictional character or species.

In some cases, some fictionkin people literally are their "kintypes", in the case of being a headmate/alter for someone who has Dissociative Identity Disorder
Most people with this belief tend to gravitate towards the multiverse theory to explain themselves

Jamie is fictionkin. He believes he was Mettaton in another life

fictionkin by Cool Cat Halloween Jack July 19, 2016

Factinista 

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.

Factinista by russbrucks August 30, 2008