Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

cant wife a hoe 

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.

Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.

cant wife a hoe by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010

chantey 

Chanteys are mysterious creatures and often complex. They often keep things to themselves, but are very charismatic. They are hilarious and often have everyone within hearing distance either smiling or laughing. They are beautiful people, inside out. However, beware, when angry or upset, have the power within them to silence you in pure terror. But, that is rare. They are very easy-going people. Chanteys are one of the most amazing kinds of people you will ever come across!

Friend: "Chantey, you seem very mysterious, what are you hiding?"

Chantey: "Nothing, nothing at all."

*Bat signal goes off*

Chantey: "I need to go...I have something to take care of.."

chantey by SkyVN August 30, 2014

chantelazo 

To date, seduce or pursue a significantly younger man. From the Spanish name "Chantel", meaning one who dates a younger man.

High school girl #1: Did you hear? Sally's new boyfriend is in ninth grade.
High school girl #2: Oh, wow! I never thought she'd be one to pull a chantelazo.

chantelazo by Anoni November 26, 2006

Chantelle 

LEGEND. PERIOD.

Chantelle is a legend. Period.

Chantelle by Badmanchan November 22, 2021

chump chants 

This is bad rap and hip hop music.

Gaaawd, would you turn down those chump chants?

chump chants by I, Wreckerrr April 5, 2021

Chantal

A devastating beauty with a fiery personality. Part lover part fighter, Chantals know how to make it rain. Your life is incomplete if you lack a Chantal. A completely magical girl.

Boy: I met a Chantal the other day for the first time and I think I'm in love.

Chantal by a_concerned_citizen March 30, 2009